// ============================================== // Copyright 2004 by CodeLifter.com // Free for all; but please leave in this header. // ============================================== var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this! // Set up the quotations to be shown, below. // To add more quotations, continue with the // pattern, adding to the array. Remember // to increment the Quotation[x] index! Quotation[0] = "That seems like a very difficult mistake to make, you know. I could see wandering down the wrong street, but wandering onto the wrong landmass is impressive. ~ Jabari, Fantastically Random?"; Quotation[1] = "I do not enjoy killing any more than I enjoy breathing. It’s just a thing that I need to do, nothing more, and nothing less. ~ Sophia, Man or Machine"; Quotation[2] = "You don't have a third nipple, do you? If you do I suppose it's nothing to be ashamed of, though I personally am not attracted to it... ~ Orion, As Luck Would Prevail"; Quotation[3] = "Well. If you honestly wanted to dispel the typical stereotypes of a Vampire I'd say you've went about it in the worst imaginable way; threatening the patrons, an angry outburst, that sort of thing. ~ Reid, Vanishing Act"; Quotation[4] = "Well I'm glad you enjoy using my coin to get yourself tipsy. ~ Nevada, Vanishing Act"; Quotation[5] = "What is it like to die? ~ Nevneni, Gryllidae"; Quotation[6] = "Don't apologize if you believe you were in the right. ~ Shrista, Eggs for breakfast"; Quotation[7] = "Have you no manners?
Since polite society had no hand in raising me, the answer is, no, I don't. ~ Kara and Jabari, Opposites Viewed in Real Time"; Quotation[8] = "Do excuse me my Lord, I was positively blinded by your magnificence and had not the option to remove my unworthy self from your wonderous presence. ~ Shrista, Eggs for breakfast"; Quotation[9] = "Sand doesn't taste very good...did you know that? ~ Vorkael, To Witness a Vampire Feed"; Quotation[10] = "It had been a while since she laughed like that- the last time was when she had watched a donkey, staggering with wine given to it by its drunken owner, attempting to eat figs. ~ Nevneni, To Witness a Vampire Feed"; Quotation[11] = "Demon? I'm no demon. If I were a demon I imagine I'd have some cool horns or something. Maybe even a tail. ~ Makira, Nightmares By The Sea"; Quotation[12] = "You know that it is considered impolite by some to not offer powerful mystical creatures something to eat when they grace you with there presence? ~ Jordan, Practicing Magic"; Quotation[13] = "No, no, no...if we give them the long version then they might as well stuff themselves in those fanciful positions like a bobcat in a palace hall! ~ Jethro, Practicing Magic"; Quotation[14] = "Ahhh...Now..how much do I owe you for that window? I call it one grapefruit and twelve glass thimbles. What say you? ~ Foojoe, Safety?"; Quotation[15] = "Whether that shelter was from weather, people, or beasts was irrelevant; none of that mattered to Zyonai. He was equally terrified of all three, depending on his mood at the time. ~ Zyonai, A Hole Lot Of Fun"; Quotation[16] = "Though it's quite fun to watch others running around like headless chickens over what Lady Horsebum said about Sir Ticklish at Lord Festering's party. ~ Aniketos, Seclusion"; Quotation[17] = "Are you a nutter? I'm beginning to think you fell off the wagon somewhere along the way. ~ Shadow, IC Cbox"; Quotation[18] = "Perhaps kindness would soften this woman more than mildly threatening conversation and witty comebacks. And if then that didn't work, maybe nothing would, except maybe a meat tenderizer. ~ Aniketos, White Heat, White Lights"; Quotation[19] = "You jumped to a conclusion. Everyone does. ~ Sophia, White Heat, White Lights"; Quotation[20] = " I personally enjoy torturing the delinquent ones—my favourite's tying a knotted rope around someone's head and pulling it tight until their eyes pop out. Learned that trick off of an old ship's captain before I killed him. It's not as effective, at times, as the rack is, but it keeps everyone on their toes. ~ Orion, In Ashoka Choice Makes You"; Quotation[21] = "So. You're very small. How's that for you? ~ Sophia to Elina, Hidden in Plain Sight"; Quotation[22] = "Perhaps they'll kill us and eat us. We should kill them all. Young and juicy like peaches. ~ Pandora, From Dusk 'Til Dawn"; Quotation[23] = "I will kick your rotting carcass so hard it will land in last week, then you can look forward to me kicking it again! ~ Shrista, Five More Minutes"; Quotation[24] = "You know if you set yourself on fire you’d never grow cold. ~ Tekun, Five More Minutes"; // ====================================== // Do not change anything below this line // ====================================== var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();